The Breakout Breakup

I've had it with you. We've been doing this same song and dance for more than HALF MY LIFE. But you are insatiable. Every time I think I have you figured out, hoping and praying you've finally met your match, that you'll never return again, you're back—more intrusive and resistant than ever. I'll admit, I [...]

Smile Like You Mean It

I despise the idea of anything nonfat. I buy cheap shampoo. More often than not, I forget to apply lotion. And while we're on the subject of legs, bear in mind I did attend an all-girls high school, and anything you've heard about those shaving habits is probably true. Long story short, when it comes to beautifying, [...]