A New Kind of Valentine

I'm fully onboard the "Valentine's Day Is Pretty Dumb" train. In fact, there was a span of 4-5 years where I could've called myself the conductor. Granted, it's a pretty cool day when you have someone to celebrate with (assuming that someone wants to celebrate with you). But even then, it's kind of a stupid [...]

I Can’t Fashion Blog

I just don't have it in me. As much as I love reading other bloggers' chronicles of amazing deals and cutie outfits, browsing their entirely-too-perfect Insta feeds and clicking hundreds of links like I'm actually going to spend money, I'll never be one of them. Why? Too many reasons to count—but we can try! First, and [...]

What Constitutes a Crisis?

November ends now and I just realized this would have been the only month ALL YEAR during which I didn't blog, and that can't happen. But then I wondered what I'd even write about, because honestly the only stuff in my head right now is a ton of ramblings that resemble what I think might [...]

Italy, Stop 2: Florence

We're potentially planning another jaunt overseas and I should probably finish this series before then, yeah? This one's gonna be quite lengthy, seeing as Florence is probably the most beautiful city of all time and easily our most action-packed stop. So buckle up! It started with an overnight bus from Calabria. If you remember, the Panes and Ananias [...]

Admit Racism Exists

I've always subscribed to the party of Mind Your Own Business. Being nice and agreeable with everyone because heated words and aggression never solve anything. But APPARENTLY NEITHER DOES BEING NICE AND AGREEABLE. Being nice and agreeable all but ruined my Saturday morning. And I apologize for anyone who saw my whiny baby Facebook status, [...]

Italy, Stop 1: Calabria

If you only ever read one of my articles all the way through, I think you should make it this one. Now that we've thoroughly dispelled all lingering emotions evoked by the trip's most endearing acquaintances, it's time we move on to the main event(s)! And while it would've been easy to spiral into terrible [...]